r3ckless-thoughts:

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

i cant believe how true this is 

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leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

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heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

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the best moment in cinematic history

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Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

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view-from-up-here:

Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

view-from-up-here:

Each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

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neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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121,040 notes

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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509,314 notes

blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

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jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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